A Theory on Breast Size

Now most of you ****s are probably pretty shallow. It’s okay, The Hurricane was shallow once too. But now I’m enlightened and I’m here to enlighten you!

Big boobs look nice, you can’t deny that. When they are all pushed together in a bra and busting out of a deep V-neck, they are irresistible. In fact, The Hurricane has been slapped a few times for letting his eyes wander too far south down ladies’ shirts.

In a way, big boobs are like a used car salesmen: You drive away convinced you got a good deal only to realize that the car you got sucks. This analogy works because large breasts look awesome, but in the bedroom they aren’t the best.

Now at this point you’re probably angry at me because I’ve made some pretty serious claims with no facts. Well don’t pull out your gun and go on an angry rampage quite yet…

Big breasts can be bad because they are more likely to be saggy with no bra. Big breasts also mean less sensitivity. For me this is the biggest turn off. When I’m with a girl in bed, I want to be able to touch her nipples and have her feel aroused. But my experience with large breasts is that they don’t have very much sensitivity. In fact, friends have told me that some women they have dated couldn’t tell their breasts were even being touched.

So don’t overlook the small breasted girls. You might be more titillated by smaller breasts than large ones!

Well I have always been a fan of all shapes and sizes. Variety is the spice of life. If I had to choose which I did when I tied the knot it had to be the big ones and I have never been happier. ;)

I am a "more than a handful is a waste" type of guy. I really haven't found a set that I disagree with yet though. I went with "C" cup, but a large "C".

C Cup is gotta be the choice. Too small their not enough fun. Too big it can just plain get in the way. Also just because a smokin' girl has a D Cup doesn't mean those things look good without clothes. You can never go wrong with a nice 'C'.