Offical Red Sox prediction thread

This is where you predict every game of an out coming series. For example I will start



Red Sox at Blue Jays



Game 1: Win

Game 2: loss

Game 3: Win





Thats how you do it and at the end of every moment I will update the standings.

Game 4: Sucks

Game 5: Sucks

Game 6: Sucks

Game 7: Sucks

Game 8: Sucks



Lots of suckage lately.

Here's my prediction of out 7 game home stand: (First three against Baltimore, final four against Oakland)



Game 1: Lose (We'll score a good amount of runs, but we'll end up losing by 1.)



Game 2: Lose (BAL will score a medium amount of runs, but our offense will be dozing off and won't be too productive.)



Game 3: Lose (BAL will score a few runs, but our offense will be slowly falling into a deeper sleep, and won't score much at all.)



Game 4: Lose (OAK will score some runs, but our offense will be sleeping like a baby, and might score 2 runs at best.)



Game 5: Lose (OAK will once again score a decent, but beatable, amount of runs, but our offense will be sleeping heavily, and will be lucky to score a run.)



Game 6: Lose (OAK will do some damage but it won't be bad, but our offense could probably sleep through a ****ing thunderstorm at this point and won't do shit.)



Game 7: Lose (OAK will score a couple runs, and we should get the ****ing win because we should be able to score, but our shitty offense is in a god-****ing-damn coma, so we'll be lucky as ****ing hell if Oakland doesn't throw a goddamn no-hitter and walk away like they just beat a ****ing T-ball team because, honest to God, we're really that ****ing terrible. The fact that we haven't blown both our division lead and our wild card lead in the same week is a ****ing miracle.)



Sorry. I just needed to vent.

[quote name='Bloxor' post='92238' date='Jul 23 2009, 01:48 PM']Here's my prediction of out 7 game home stand: (First three against Baltimore, final four against Oakland)



Game 1: Lose (We'll score a good amount of runs, but we'll end up losing by 1.)



Game 2: Lose (BAL will score a medium amount of runs, but our offense will be dozing off and won't be too productive.)



Game 3: Lose (BAL will score a few runs, but our offense will be slowly falling into a deeper sleep, and won't score much at all.)



Game 4: Lose (OAK will score some runs, but our offense will be sleeping like a baby, and might score 2 runs at best.)



Game 5: Lose (OAK will once again score a decent, but beatable, amount of runs, but our offense will be sleeping heavily, and will be lucky to score a run.)



Game 6: Lose (OAK will do some damage but it won't be bad, but our offense could probably sleep through a ****ing thunderstorm at this point and won't do shit.)



Game 7: Lose (OAK will score a couple runs, and we should get the ****ing win because we should be able to score, but our shitty offense is in a god-****ing-damn coma, so we'll be lucky as ****ing hell if Oakland doesn't throw a goddamn no-hitter and walk away like they just beat a ****ing T-ball team because, honest to God, we're really that ****ing terrible. That we haven't blown both our division lead and our wild card lead in the same week is a ****ing miracle.)[/quote]

It's a bummer we don't see a combo of some walk-off homers by both Duncan and LaRoche.

[quote name='Tribe No 1 Fan' post='92246' date='Jul 23 2009, 01:52 PM']It's a bummer we don't see a combo of some walk-off homers by both Duncan and LaRoche. [/quote]Nope, walk-off homers require WINNING, which is becoming more and more like the holy grail right now.

[quote name='Bloxor' post='92252' date='Jul 23 2009, 01:56 PM']Nope, walk-off homers require WINNING, which is becoming more and more like the holy grail right now.[/quote]

I know bro, surely I thought the acquisitions of Duncan and LaRoche was a statement by Theo stating "World Championship".

[quote name='Tribe No 1 Fan' post='92257' date='Jul 23 2009, 01:58 PM']I know bro, surely I thought the acquisitions of Duncan and LaRoche was a statement by Theo stating "World Championship".[/quote]Don't count on it unless we turn our shit around.

I'm glad we're not in the NL East, because I don't think we could beat the Natinals right now.

Here's my prediction:



1: 1 hitter by Sox pitcher, we lose.

2: No-hitter by Sox pitcher, we lose.

3-7: Repeat process.