Jessica Simpson "Sexual Napalm"

When Jessica Simpson first came out she was so hot. Then she got with Nick and they had that stupid show and the only thing dumber than the show was her. I felt so bad for Nick, but I still felt that even though she was dumb, he was lucky because she still was hot. Jessica Simpson's rack is magnificent.... simply marvelous!

Them two ended up getting divorced. I always thought that it may be because she seemed to be the type of girl that would be boring in the bed. I was mistaken, because a while ago John Mayer said Simpson was "sexual napalm". I am not sure what that means, but I think it means that she is a freak. I like my butt licked as much as the next guy, so count me in Jessica Simpson.

I would like to tag team her and her little sister Ashlee. I think that their Dad is a Pastor or something, so I should have known they would be freaky.