Funny/Lame Pick Up Lines!

Ever see the most beautiful girl in the world, and have a huge urge to say something to them, but never can? Well you're in luck, just try some of these hilarious pick up lines and you'll be as good as gold... Yeah right, but these are actually kind of funny.

Feel free to add any others you know of.

Hilarious Pick Up Lines:

1. Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

2. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

3. My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast.

4. There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?

5. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

6. I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

7. If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

8. I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!

9. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."

10. Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

3. My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast.

I like that one, but I think most girls go Commando anymore so that may end up becoming awkward.